Everyone you love turns to dust, 
You’d jump off the edge but you felt pushed

saerok:

hopefully you can tell who these men are

I don’t really like this show TBQH, but this is for my friend Chazz. :)

trustmeimonlyhuman:

wwhheeww:

Both of them were Toby.

Oh…

Makes sense.

thefrogman:

R-e-s-p-e-c-t.

assorted-goodness:

Portal Fanart - by JujuFei

thefuuuucomics:

Submitted by ohio-is4-lovers

Caboose: Sergeant! Look! A sleeping person! 
Sarge: What? Holy Macaroon. 
[Checks out the dead person] 
Sarge: He’s not sleeping, son, he’s dead. 
Caboose: Oh good. At first, I thought that was me because I am blue and I like to sleep. But if he is dead, that cannot be me. That would be silly.

Caboose: Look! More sleeping people! It must be naptime! But who has naptime now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times.    (This one is my favorite) 

Agent Washington: That was the worst throw ever. Of all time. 
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Not my fault. Someone built a wall in my way. 

Agent Washington: They said we could use this base if we want. 
Pvt. Leonard L. Church: [Sarcastically] Wow. An empty concrete base? Is it our birth-day? 
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: I want cake. 

Sarge: Get over here! Give me a boost! 
Caboose: Okay… 
[walks up close to Sarge] 
Caboose: You… are a good person. And people say… nice things about you. 
Sarge: Not a morale boost, moron, a physical one. I need to see what’s in that window. 
Caboose: That window is very high. I don’t think you are tall enough. 
Sarge: I know. I need you to help me look through it. 
Caboose: I don’t think I am tall enough either. Also, my head is *round*, that window is *square*. 

jemappellecharly:

shit, 

It’s sad because I was just talking about this a few weeks ago. :( I miss my oldest account, its like 8 years old :’(

cambuscus:

boonebuscus:

Ow! Too much cuteness! ~source~

He’s such a toddler.  ♥

<3

cambuscus:

part-the-red-sea:

telestich:

“Leave it to me, Audience…”

Done! Gonna go reward myself with some delicious oreos.

I will always reblog this.

It’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen.

Forever and ever and ever reblog.  Times a billion.

fucking awesomeness

this2-shall-pass:

<big>These are not chips.<big>

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

made me lol